Well I guess that would give you energy. Why they’re not using Bobby Elvis’s quote from Sons of Anarchy I’ll never know."It’s pink, wet and tastes like sunshine."

Well I guess that would give you energy. Why they’re not using Bobby Elvis’s quote from Sons of Anarchy I’ll never know.

"It’s pink, wet and tastes like sunshine."

That awkward moment when you’re so happy that making an 11:11 wish seems like a waste of time.

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Fuck Lynda Carter, this is what a REAL Wonder Woman looks like!

Fuck Lynda Carter, this is what a REAL Wonder Woman looks like!

So last night I had a dream that I had to write a paper as a final exam for an English class.

The subject was “the two most beautiful women that ever lived.” Everyone wrote about celebrities from past and present.

I wrote about one girl who I felt in my heart had no second. I was the only one who passed.

So last night I had a dream that I had to write a paper as a final exam for an English class.

The subject was “the two most beautiful women that ever lived.” Everyone wrote about celebrities from past and present.

I wrote about one girl who I felt in my heart had no second. I was the only one who passed.